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Posters & frames
Every cold poster is made to order and printed in the USA on heavyweight matte paper · rich, true-to-cover color with no glare or cheap gloss.
Choose it unframed (it ships rolled in a rigid tube, ready for any standard off-the-shelf frame) or framed. Framed orders arrive with your print already mounted behind a shatterproof front and hanging hardware included · ready to hang out of the box.
Four sizes, all in inches so they fit standard US frames: 11×14, 16×20, 18×24 and 24×36.
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Every cold poster is made to order and printed in the USA on heavyweight matte paper · rich, true-to-cover color with no glare or cheap gloss.
Choose it unframed (it ships rolled in a rigid tube, ready for any standard off-the-shelf frame) or framed. Framed orders arrive with your print already mounted behind a shatterproof front and hanging hardware included · ready to hang out of the box.
Four sizes, all in inches so they fit standard US frames: 11×14, 16×20, 18×24 and 24×36.
Posters you'll actually want on your wall.
- Made to order & printed in the USA
- Heavyweight matte paper, true-to-cover color
- Tracked delivery on every order
- Framed or unframed, four inch sizes
- Original designs · not mass-printed stock
What are the shipping costs?
Shipping is a small flat fee (from $4.90) and becomes FREE once your order reaches the free-shipping threshold ($39). The exact cost is always shown in your cart before you pay.
When will my order ship?
Every poster is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped fast · usually within a few business days. You'll get a tracking link in your shipping confirmation so you can follow it to your door.
Returns & damage
Not happy? You have 14 days to return it. Arrived damaged in transit? Send us a photo and we'll reprint and reship it free · no return needed.
Questions?
Anything not covered here, just reach us at [email protected].
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How to hang & care for it
1 · Unbox & unroll
Lay the print flat for a few hours so it relaxes before you hang or frame it.
2 · Hang it
Framed prints arrive with hanging hardware ready to go. For unframed prints use a standard frame, clips or magnetic rails.
3 · Care
Keep it out of direct sunlight and dust the surface gently with a dry, soft cloth.
The short answer
What is the Fuck 9 5 poster?
The Fuck 9 5 poster is a bold wall print that turns a clock face into a message about the workday. Thick red brushstrokes spell out a profanity and 9:5 over a black Roman numeral dial with CARTIER and PARIS lettering, all on a white textured background that looks like painted canvas. The contrast between the glossy black dial and the raised red paint gives the piece a loud, sarcastic energy that suits a room meant to be talked about.
Printed on heavyweight matte paper in the USA, available in 11x14, 16x20, 18x24 and 24x36 inches, unframed or in a black or white frame.
- Subject
- Clock face with a painted message
- Palette
- Red, black and white
- Style
- Impasto texture with graphic clock details
- Lettering
- Red paint with CARTIER and PARIS on the dial
The story behind the cover
Why people hang a clock that says no
Office humor has always found a home on the wall, and a clock is the most familiar object in any workplace. Turning the dial into a statement about the 9 to 5 grind gives the joke a visual twist that feels fresh in a shared apartment or a bedroom.
The artwork pairs a stylized black Roman numeral clock with aggressive red paint that sits on top of the face. The raised texture catches light from the side, so the message reads from across the room. On a wall next to a sofa or a desk it works as a conversation starter that still looks deliberate.
Why this Fuck 9 5 print stands out
Built to hang where people will notice it
The print is designed to hold up as a large, high contrast piece in a room with mixed lighting. Its red and black palette stands out without needing a frame, though a black or white border tightens the look.
- ✓Printed on heavyweight matte paper that keeps the paint texture readable
- ✓Printed to order in the USA
- ✓Four sizes from 11x14 to 24x36 inches, unframed or framed
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In short
A bold wall print that turns a Roman numeral clock face into a blunt message about the 9 to 5 grind. Red impasto paint sits over a black and white dial on a textured background, suited to a living room or office.
- Red paint on a black Roman numeral clock face
- Printed to order in the USA on heavyweight matte paper
- 11x14 to 24x36 inches, unframed or framed
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All posters follow the ISO A series, so they fit any standard off-the-shelf frame. Printed edge to edge, with no white border.
| Size | Centimetres | Inches (US) | Millimetres (UK/AU) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11×14 in | 21 × 29.7 cm | 8.3 × 11.7" | 210 × 297 mm |
| 16×20 in | 29.7 × 42 cm | 11.7 × 16.5" | 297 × 420 mm |
| 18×24 in | 42 × 59.4 cm | 16.5 × 23.4" | 420 × 594 mm |
| 24×36 in | 59.4 × 84.1 cm | 23.4 × 33.1" | 594 × 841 mm |
How each size reads on a wall
A2 and A1 work best above a sofa or a bed.
About our frames
Unframed
Ships rolled in a rigid tube, ready for any standard off-the-shelf frame.
Black, aluminium
Anodised aluminium profile with a plexiglass front. Light, impact-resistant and it will not warp or yellow over the years.
Chrome, aluminium
Same aluminium build in a polished chrome finish, with plexiglass glazing for lightness and longevity.
Every frame ships assembled with the print already mounted, plus hanging hardware.